Caramel brûlée already?? Why can’t we let fall have it’s fun time just once? Poor pumpkin spice, soon people won’t give two shits about you.

Caramel brûlée already?? Why can’t we let fall have it’s fun time just once? Poor pumpkin spice, soon people won’t give two shits about you.

@3 days ago
Haha. Atliens need to learn how to drive. Glad I’m at work and not on the roads!

Haha. Atliens need to learn how to drive. Glad I’m at work and not on the roads!

@6 days ago with 2 notes
Hi did ya see me here

Hi did ya see me here

@1 week ago
Gonna go fly away bye

Gonna go fly away bye

@1 week ago
You’ve got the slow roasted ham and Swiss, and then NOW you’ve got the double smoked bacon. Ok #starbucks, I see you.

You’ve got the slow roasted ham and Swiss, and then NOW you’ve got the double smoked bacon. Ok #starbucks, I see you.

@2 weeks ago
#starbucks 
Always wanted one of these hoodies 😁 @properplaygroundclothingco #propergiveaway

Always wanted one of these hoodies 😁 @properplaygroundclothingco #propergiveaway

@6 days ago
#propergiveaway 
Made some chicken black bean + awesomeness quinoa salad! Just waiting for my love to get home so we can enjoy our dinner :) #foodporn

Made some chicken black bean + awesomeness quinoa salad! Just waiting for my love to get home so we can enjoy our dinner :) #foodporn

@1 week ago
#foodporn 
Look what we made yesterday!! Office is slowly coming together 😁

Look what we made yesterday!! Office is slowly coming together 😁

@1 week ago with 1 note

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@2 weeks ago with 372249 notes
Piper & Marley! I can’t get over how cute all these lil fishies are. When I walk in the door they are happy to see me 😁

Piper & Marley! I can’t get over how cute all these lil fishies are. When I walk in the door they are happy to see me 😁

@3 weeks ago